Me Shock You Long Time

This is just weird. The Landover Baptist Board of Directors approved a $2.5 million budget to approve a 4 year investigation in to the Ab Toner, an abdominal exercise device that uses electrical pulses to stimulate the muscles and simulate exercise.

The reason they are investigating this product is that children are apparently using this device as a sexual gratification tool.

I would think a Christian ministry would have better things to do with their time and money.