Pork You!

On this day of solemn remembrance where many in our nation are observing moments of silence, mourning of the dead, or just spending a few extra minutes contemplating the terrorist attack that took place on September 11, 2001 I wanted to take a few extra minutes just to let all the Jihadi's out there know that if I were in charge of security for this country and you were caught conspiring against us that I would sentence you to hard labor on a pig farm. You would spend your day, feeding, caring for and ultimately slaughtering pigs 10 hours a day, 7 days a week, 48 weeks of the year.

Why 48 weeks? For one month out of every year you'd be put on a bus (shackled down of course) and driven around the country. You'd be driven through rural and suburban neighborhoods, past shopping malls, farms, and businesses. You'd witness first hand the freedom that we get to enjoy every day while being denied yours. You'd go through town after town, city after city, street after street and see the men women and children of this country living their lives in a manner contrary to the desperate authoritarianism they would be subjected to under your rule.

On this tour, one of you would be publicly executed for your crimes each day. You would be sprayed with pigs blood and hung from the neck until you were dead. You would not be a martyr, you will not see Paradise, you will not get your virgins.

Stay out of my country and away from my people. We will not bow to Islam and no campaign of terrorism will bring that about.

This is my memorial; my dedication to those that died on September 11, 2001.