Fun With Translators

I decided to have a little fun with Google's translator service.

I took a paragraph from a recent blog post and translated it in to several languages and back to English.

Here's the original paragraph:

The point is, these people will find other jobs. Unemployment is still low and the job market will adjust to absorb these additional workers. Some will move up, some will move down and some will find comparable wages. Some will start their own businesses and some just might end up homeless. How could our behemoth of a Federal government possibly be flexible enough to account for the different variables that go in to controlling the employment fallout from this or any other industry? Make-work jobs? That provides the wrong incentive. Cash payouts? Some would-be entrepreneurs might just cash those checks instead of creating businesses or go back to school for a different career or apply for more challenging jobs. And frankly, some of these people simply belong in lower paying, lower skilled jobs.

English To Spanish And Back:
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English To French And Back:
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English To German And Back:
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English To Japanese And Back:
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This was just a fun little exercise to demonstrate that human communication is more than just the words that you write. It's the subtleties of the way you express yourself that makes you unique. Even with the limited amount of words we use while writing, we can communicate many things that a machine translator simply cannot interpret. Maybe some day a computer will understand the actual humanity behind the words and almost get it right but I think we're quite a ways away from that day. Let's hope so anyway.