Saturday, April 16, 2005

You Might Be In A Persistent Vegetative State If...

Inspired by a comment on Wes' blog watch golf, tennis or fishing on TV. think George W. Bush is a conservative. have been watching the Michael Jackson case with interest. think that Islam is a peaceful religion. think income taxes pay for anything but the interest on the national debt. believe that Tim McVeigh blew up the OK Federal Building with a poop bomb. are convinced that the public schools have the best interest of children at heart. think that "the people" mentioned in the First Amendment of the Constitution are different than "the people" mentioned in the Second. think that the problems of society can be solved if we just let the government have more of our money. believe Terri Schiavo should have had her feeding tube removed.

Feel free to add your own in the comments.