You Might Be In A Persistent Vegetative State If...

Inspired by a comment on Wes' blog

10....you watch golf, tennis or fishing on TV.

9....you think George W. Bush is a conservative.

8....you have been watching the Michael Jackson case with interest.

7....you think that Islam is a peaceful religion.

6....you think income taxes pay for anything but the interest on the national debt.

5....you believe that Tim McVeigh blew up the OK Federal Building with a poop bomb.

4....you are convinced that the public schools have the best interest of children at heart.

3....you think that "the people" mentioned in the First Amendment of the Constitution are different than "the people" mentioned in the Second.

2....you think that the problems of society can be solved if we just let the government have more of our money.

1....you believe Terri Schiavo should have had her feeding tube removed.

Feel free to add your own in the comments.