Crude But Funny
I heard this joke and I couldn't resist posting it:
A man goes in to an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.
"Would you like a male or female?"
"Would you like black or white?"
"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"
The question confused the man. "Huh? What does religion have to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"
"Well," explained the assistant, "the Muslim doll blows itself up."