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Found via The Digital Brown Shirt: Notorious Russian spammer, Vardan Kushnir was beat to death in his Moscow apartment.

Ok, email spam isn't a good enough reason for murder but this is far less tragic than the Brazilian man murdered by British police.

The one thing that could have made this story actually funny is if the perpetrators would have beat him to death with actual cans of Spam. It would have been an historic moment.