What A Great Job!
I realized today that I have a great job; I'm in the mortgage industry. It's not so much that I'm really excited about writing home loans but yesterday I said to my co-workers, "I'm bringing my gun to work tomorrow." Instead of freaking out and calling the police, one said, "Cool!" My boss said, "Well, I'm bringing several guns and about 1000 rounds of ammo."
The funny part is, we weren't kidding. We showed up at work today with our guns.