Sadaam Hussein's Trial

Sadaam Hussein goes on trial tomorrow. I am providing you with a translated copy of the court record IN ADVANCE!

Judge: You are charged with crimes against humanity and being mean. How do you plead?

Hussein: Not Guilty!

Judge: You are guilty as charged and your sentence is death. Bailiff? Shoot the man.

Bailiff: Yes your honor. ***BANG***

Judge: That concludes today's procedings. Someone get the janitor in here.