Tuesday, May 06, 2008

BREAKING NEWS

I have it from a reliable source that a bomb has exploded was found in downtown Culicán, Sinaloa, Mexico. More details as I get them.

**Update**
Oddly enough, there is a story here that says that 70% of calls to the bomb squad in Culicán are false alarms.

**Update II**
A bomb was found, not exploded. Dang, I thought I had my first actual news break!

As Rosanne Rosannadanna would say..... "NEVERMIIIIIND"