Christian Massage
No, not message, massage.
What will they think of next? Amongst my junk snail mail was a postcard sized ad that reads as follows:
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Train for Christian Medical Massage!
- High paying carrer: average incomes of $50 - $100/hour
- Short training for licensure - just 18 weeks!
- Witness for Christ using healing touch here at home and as missionary overseas!
- Live on campus and study under Christian professionals.
I know it seems like a joke but it isn't. It's just sad.
I can just see the prophets running around saying, "I have a massage for you from the Lord!"
I think I'll go get licensed and then go running around massaging women to bring them to Christ. I'll open a Christian Massage Parlor.
I'm stunned, this is ridiculous. You can't read this post and NOT comment.
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