It's time dear readers for you to come up with some of your own bad analogies. I'll get you started with a few of my own.
- He's got less sense than a gaggle of geese on vacation in Fiji
- That boy was so tired he felt like a bag of marbles at the bottom of the lake
- I was happier than a green cat a blues festival.
- That woman is dumber than tree frog in a corn field.