Thursday, October 05, 2006

Bad Analogies

It's time dear readers for you to come up with some of your own bad analogies. I'll get you started with a few of my own.
  • He's got less sense than a gaggle of geese on vacation in Fiji
  • That boy was so tired he felt like a bag of marbles at the bottom of the lake
  • I was happier than a green cat a blues festival.
  • That woman is dumber than tree frog in a corn field.
Make me laugh, I dare you!