Ode To The Unemployed

A few years ago

Home prices were soarin'

I re-fi'd thrice

My cash was flowin'

I bought lots of toys

And two SUVs

My neighbor named Jones

Ain't got nuthin' on me

He paid off his house

Bah! What a fool

He lived like a pauper

I ruled the school

Now I'm flat broke

I done lost my job

I can't pay my bills

I feel I've been robbed

I need some help

Gov, send me a check

You owe me that much

My life is a wreck

I want to know what happened

Man, give me the facts,

Aw never mind

Just hit Jones with a tax