Monday, August 01, 2011

Ode To The Unemployed

A few years ago
Home prices were soarin'
I re-fi'd thrice
My cash was flowin'

I bought lots of toys
And two SUVs
My neighbor named Jones
Ain't got nuthin' on me

He paid off his house
Bah! What a fool
He lived like a pauper
I ruled the school

Now I'm flat broke
I done lost my job
I can't pay my bills
I feel I've been robbed

I need some help
Gov, send me a check
You owe me that much
My life is a wreck

I want to know what happened
Man, give me the facts,
Aw never mind
Just hit Jones with a tax