Sadaam Hussein's Trial
Sadaam Hussein goes on trial tomorrow. I am providing you with a translated copy of the court record IN ADVANCE!
Judge: You are charged with crimes against humanity and being mean. How do you plead?
Hussein: Not Guilty!
Judge: You are guilty as charged and your sentence is death. Bailiff? Shoot the man.
Bailiff: Yes your honor. ***BANG***
Judge: That concludes today's procedings. Someone get the janitor in here.