In Other News

There were several fender-benders on the 405 Freeway today. There were minor injuries but no one was killed.

Seriously, why is a minor plane crash in France all over the news when there is no stench of burning bodies filling the air? No one died! It's not news! Sure, it looks bad, but scalp wounds always look more serious than they really are too.

Keep this crap out of the media.