Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Cthulhu For President

There is a political movement afoot at Vox's blog to make the legendary Cthulhu president in the next election.

Presumably, Cthulhu would make a far better and more benevolent dictator than Hillary or whatever sacrificial lamb the Elephants are going to push forward in the next cycle.

I for one welcome our tentacled overlord.

In his honor, I have composed a poem:

Oh Sweet Cthulhu
Rule us with your grace
We, in sweet surrender
Will look upon your face

Oh Sweet Cthulhu
We question not your motives
Even when we disagree
To you we will light votives

Oh Sweet Cthulhu
May you never be in error
We sacrifice our liberty
Just fight this war on terror