Saturday, March 03, 2007

A Fireside Chat

Ed: Hey Jimmy, throw a few more fags on the fire and don't be niggardly about it. I'm just going to sit here and masticate a hot dog for a while; it's probably going to cause an eruction.

Jimmy: Sure Ed, whatever you say. Oh, did you hear about Brenda? Frank told me she's got acute angina. I'm going to drop by and see her later; I hear she likes to formicate.

Ed: Good luck with that Jimmy. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, but Brenda's brother is pedagog; I guess it runs in the family.

Jimmy: I've really enjoyed this stimulating oral intercourse Ed, but I've got to get some work done before I go see Brenda.